Things to do when meeting your girlfriends eccentric family (inspired by Bob the builder)

1. Say please and thank you
2. chew with your mouth closed
3. buy into everything that her family is feeding you unless
it has to do with The Wall of Tolerance
4. Do not your strong desire for beer
5. If a cousin asks where a bar is, just say you've never
heard of it
6. If the cousins that are brothers act gay and incest, just
grin and bare it (there not really by the way)
7. Intervene with spastic comments when ever there is
awkard silence
8. Laugh at EVERYTHING, even if you've seen that episode
of Friends before
9. Kiss up to the parents because the siblings will make
fun of you no matter what
10. Most importantly, do not tell you girlfriend that your
mom gave you a list of things to do and not to do or
you will be mocked