So I recently have decided that I have been around my roommate too long. How do I know, you might ask? Well, because I have been recently choosing guys in the same manner that she does.... guys that are already dating someone else. Some might say it's just a coincidence, but if it's that then every male student at Auburn under the age of 24 are no longer single or, if they are, they are really big players and/or jerks interested in one thing and one thing only. It's not even like I'm trying to date the most attractive males on campus. So I am going to develop a list of simple criteria.

My Criteria (really it's not that difficult)
1. Must be single
2. Must be intellegent or at least know what the few large words I use mean (I mean, there aren't that many)
3. Must be amusing, but not retarded
4. Must like my friends
5. Must be able to handle my family, which requires a little sarcasim
6. Must be interested in me
7. Must not want to date any of my friends
8. Must have some flaw that siblings can make fun of and be okay with that
9. Must be able to say "Of course I'm wrong!" because I am always right
10. Must be single (just to emphasize that point)