they've always told me I should write a book of my random thoughts

Sunday, February 29, 2004

Hours of Entertainment

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero NameButt-Man
Super PowerAbility To Breathe Underwater
EnemyJ-Lo
Mode Of TransportationGiant Hamster Named Skippy
WeaponCeline Dion Albums
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

GET OVER IT
a few things that are highly unlikely to change. so accept them and move on.

1. There will always be jokes about blondes. Accept it and move on.
2. When college professors are refering to their students, sleeping, drinking, and sex will always be involved. Accept it and move on.
3. Women will always be expected to have the baby, even if a medical discovery makes it possible for men to give birth. Accept it and move on.
4. Genetics will forevermore be at 7:00 AM at Auburn University. Accept it and move on.
5. Southerners will always call drinks with carbonation "Coke". Accept it and move on.
6. There will always be required courses in college that you will never use in your life. Accept it and move on.
7. It will generally take a girl longer to get over crush than it will a guy. Accept it and move on.
8. A girl's friends will encourage the least rational thing, especially when it concerns a guy. Accept it and move on.
9. Someone will always want to date you, unless they get married or you discover that you're 8th cousins or less. Accept it and move on.
10. Someone will always like you one day and be mad at you the next. Accept it and move on.
11. If there are two sides to the argument, I'm always right until otherwise stated. Accept it and move on.